I’m not going to waste any time. The end of the tournament has finally come. It’s had its ups and downs, fun times and stressful times. After 2 months of insanity, it has finally come to an end. I’m gonna go die now or something. Anyway, the final bracket is below. Click to make it bigger.
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If you weren’t aware, all the other identities have long-since been revealed. You can find them here:
THE FINAL FALLEN + THE WINNER
Third Place – Zelda’s Kid Sister
In her journey, she reviewed Eraserhead, The Exorcist, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, and Super Mario Bros. In the process, she took down the likes of Will from Silver Emulsion, Mark from ViralNfection, and Sir Phobos from Green People Soup. However, this last woman standing was taken down by Fox Mulder in the fourth round by 1 point. With 23 total votes, the percentage difference was 52% to 47%. And she was none other than… Samantha Klein of Banana Oil.
Runner Up – Your Accomplice in the Wood Chipper
Your Accomplice…, on the other hand, had a very different kind of journey. He reviewed North by Northwest, Yojimbo, Amelie, Man on Wire, and Napoleon Dynamite. He made it past Nick from Sputnik Reviews, Kristen from Journeys in Classic Film, and Andrew from Encore Entertainment. He had an auto-pass in Round 4 due to drop-outs. And he, too, lost out to Fox Mulder by a single point. With 31 total votes, there was a percentage difference of 51% to 48%. And Your Accomplice actually turns out to be… Jason Cluitt from Life Vs. Film.
Winner – Fox Mulder
And your winner, ladies and gentlemen. He pretty much saw it all in this tournament: good, bad, and multi-genre (and not one, not two, but three nearly unreviewable movies for one reason or another). He watched Rope, Die Hard, Before Sunrise, Super Mario Bros., and Napoleon Dynamite. And he took down some truly beast contestants along the way. He made it past Kai Parker of Man, I Love Films; Bubbawheat of Flights, Tights, and Movie Nights; Steve Honeywell of 1001plus; Samantha Klein of Banana Oil; and Jason Cluitt of Life Vs. Film. As already stated, there were 31 total votes and a 51% to 48% difference. Your winner… of the first ever LAMB Review Tournament is…. none other than… Dan Heaton of Public Transportation Snob! Congrats, Dan!