Archive for the ‘Chops and Scores’ Category

  • Lambscores: Deadpool 2, Book Club, Show Dogs

    by Jay Cluitt · Jun 15, 2018 at 13:00 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · 2 Comments
    Lambscores: Deadpool 2, Book Club, Show Dogs

    We’ve got a mixed bag for you this week. Deadpool 2 peaked it’s head (or a different body part, it’s probably best not to ask) out of the schedule gap between Infinity War and Solo, and was joined by a couple of smaller releases too, one of which is easily the worst reviewed film we’ve seen on here for a long time. It’s almost impressive to obtain a review below 1.0, but Show...

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  • Lambscores: Breaking In, Life of the Party

    by Jay Cluitt · Jun 8, 2018 at 11:00 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Breaking In, Life of the Party

    We’re still in the wake of Infinity War, so again no powerhouse releases this week, just a Melissa-McCarthy-as-Rodney-Dangerfield back to school comedy and a Gabrielle Union in bad-ass mode home invasion thriller, neither of which is lighting up the scoreboard. Here’s what the LAMB community had to say about Life of the Party and Breaking In:


    Life of the Party
    LAMB...

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  • Lambscores: Tully

    by Jay Cluitt · Jun 1, 2018 at 22:53 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    Lambscores: Tully

    It seems most studios took the wise decision to duck and cover from Thanos’ attack and steered clear of opening anything big the week after Infinity War. As such we’ve only got one movie for you this week, the third collaboration between Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody, Tully. Here’s what the LAMB community had to say about it:


    Tully
    LAMB Average:
     3.50 (7 sites)
    The Michigan...

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  • Lambscores: Avengers: Infinity War

    by Jay Cluitt · May 25, 2018 at 20:37 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Avengers: Infinity War

    The Marvel Cinematic Universe. Love it or hate it (and by and large, at the LAMB we’re very much in the former category) you can’t argue that it’s massively successful, and the latest addition, Avengers: Infinity War, was easily the most ambitious and grandest in scale yet. So it’s fitting that potentially the biggest movie of all time – and at time of writing, the fourth highest in box office gross –...

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  • Lambscores: I Feel Pretty, Super Troopers 2

    by Jay Cluitt · May 19, 2018 at 21:21 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: I Feel Pretty, Super Troopers 2

    Not a great week for movies for you I’m afraid. Here’s what the LAMB community had to say about I Feel Pretty and Super Troopers 2:


    I Feel Pretty
    LAMB Average: 3.00 (5 sites)
    Screen Zealots (4)
    Paul’s Trip to the Movies (3.5)
    The Critical Movie Critics (3)
    Mahan’s Media (2.5)
    Matthew Liedke on Film (2)

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  • Lambscores: Rampage, Truth of Dare, Isle of Dogs

    by Jay Cluitt · May 12, 2018 at 8:49 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Rampage, Truth of Dare, Isle of Dogs

    We’ve got a pretty good selection for you this week: a bombastic smash ’em up video game adaptation, a throwaway horror with creepy faces and a delightful stop motion animation that’s one of my favourites of the year so far:


    Isle of Dogs
    LAMB Average: 4.27 (15 sites)
    Citizen Charlie (5)
    The Michigan Movie Guy (5)
    Surrender to the Void (5)

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  • Lambscores: Blockers, Chappaquiddick, A Quiet Place

    by Jay Cluitt · May 4, 2018 at 14:21 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Blockers, Chappaquiddick, A Quiet Place

    Every so often when I’m compiling these weekly posts I’ll come across an apparently widely released movie starring actual famous people and with a half-decent critical score, but which I’ve never once heard of. Such is the case this week with Chappaquiddick. Apparently it had a trailer, stars Jason Clarke, Ed Helms, Kate Mara and Bruce Dern, and is at least watchable, but this also could be an incredibly elaborate...

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  • Lambscores: Ready Player One

    by Jay Cluitt · Apr 28, 2018 at 21:25 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Ready Player One

    Just one movie for you this week, the latest from Spielberg, Ready Player One. On a personal note, this was my most anticipated movie for 2018, and yes I’m a little disappointed not everyone enjoyed it as much as me, and in fact I didn’t enjoy it quite as much as I’d hoped to, but it was liked enough to make it onto the Lambscores Top 10, if only temporarily. I wonder how long it will stay there! Anyway,...

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  • Lambscores: Pacific Rim: Unsaning

    by Jay Cluitt · Apr 20, 2018 at 21:31 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Pacific Rim: Unsaning

    Two films for you this week: the big-budget popcorn sequel to Pacific Rim and the no-budget shot-entirely-on-an-iPhone Unsane from Steven Soderbergh. I don’t know about you, but I for one would like to see an experiment where the production processes of these two movies was switched. What would Soderbergh do with a big pile of money when it came to shooting a very small film? And think of the ingenuity required to...

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  • Lambscores: Love, Lara

    by Jay Cluitt · Apr 13, 2018 at 13:47 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Love, Lara

    Here’s what the LAMB community has to say about Love, Simon and Tomb Raider:


    Love, Simon
    LAMB Average: 4.00 (6 sites)
    The Michigan Movie Guy (5)
    The MN Movie Man (4.5)
    Keith Loves Movies (4)
    Paul’s Trip to the Movies (4)
    Tinsel & Tine (4)
    Wherever I Look (2.5)


    Tomb Raider

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  • Lambscores: Annihilation for Kids

    by Jay Cluitt · Apr 7, 2018 at 0:20 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Annihilation for Kids

    The week we’re looking at today heralded quite a few releases, but evidently not many of you actually saw Gringo, The Leisure Seeker, Strangers: Prey at Night or The Hurricane Heist, as only a handful of reviews were submitted for them all in total. Fear not though, as also released that week was a much bigger movie, albeit one that didn’t exactly set our critical world aflame with heralds of...

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  • Lambscores: Deadly Sparrow

    by Jay Cluitt · Mar 30, 2018 at 22:44 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Deadly Sparrow

    Just two films for you this week, neither of which I thought looked particularly good, but that could be more for my general disinterest in Jennifer Lawrence than anything else. Anyway, here’s what the LAMB community had to say about Red Sparrow and Death Wish:


    Red Sparrow
    LAMB Average: 2.88 (8 sites)
    Kirkham A Movie A Day (4)
    CineMarvellous! (3.5)

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