The board is set. The pieces are moving. Let there be blood!
What it is LAMBs. Sebastian from Films From the Supermassive Black Hole here with another edition of Clash of the Lambs! Every week, I pit character against character and leave it to you, the voter, to decide the victor. What’s that? You cheer for blood? By jove, you’ll have it!
Before we continue, a recap of last week. This one wasn’t really a contest at all. A musical star from back in the day had to rely on talent, solid dance skills, and a genuinely good voice to get by. A musical star from today need only rely on a good set of deceptive auto-tunings to get by. So, by that rationale, Fred Astaire whooped Christian’s ass! All the fleet footed man had to do was saunter into the ring, and start tap dancing. The awesomeness of it was too much fro Christian, who’s head literally exploded from the pressure. Nice!
The Results
Any Fred Astaire Character Ever: 13 Votes (Can’t fake talent like that)
Christian: 1 Vote (Some “Nature Boy” he turned out to be)
Since I am a man of fair shares, I want the women represented in this category to have a chance to shine. So, this week, we’ll be looking at the other side of the spectrum. Instead of deep, booming baritones and fair, saintly tenors, we’ll be dealing with soft and light altos and powerful, soulful sopranos.
Once again, I can’t say anything that these lovely ladies can’t sing, so, I’ll let them just go at it.
Any Ginger Rogers Character Ever
Satine
Ok, usual jargon. Don’t make it popularity contest! You’ve heard it before.
Ok, seriously! I want some damn ideas! You have my e-mail. Here it is again, just in case. [email protected]. I know you have ideas for this feature! I want to hear them, god damn it!
Ok, everyone’s ready. The stadium is ringing with each women’s belting voice, and it sounds awesome! The crowd is going wild! Let’s make it happen!
3! 2! 1! FIGHT!!!