We know there’s a new Bond film out there, somewhere, being kept hidden until the world is a little more normal. Fine. To keep us going until then, we’ve decided to make our own, by picking and choosing from elements of existing Bond films, and now you get to vote on who you think created the best fantasy Bond film! Listen to the Lambcast show here, and vote at the bottom of the page!
Kill Twice Live Forever (Richard’s Film)
James Bond: Sean Connery (Dr. No – You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, Never Say Never Again)
M: Robert Brown (Octopussy – Licence to Kill)
Moneypenny: Pamela Salem (Never Say Never Again)
Q: John Cleese (The World is Not Enough, Die Another Day)
Ally: Kerim Bey (Pedro Armendariz; From Russia with Love)
Felix: David Hedison (Live and Let Die, Licence to Kill)
Villain: Raoul Silva (Javier Bardem; Skyfall)
Henchperson: Oddjob (Harold Sakata; Goldfinger)
Primary Female: Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh; Tomorrow Never Dies)
Secondary Female: Fatima Blush (Barbara Carrera; Never Say Never Again)
Song: Goldfinger (Shirley Bassey; Goldfinger)
Gadget: Attaché Case (From Russia with Love)
Vehicle: Aston Martin DB5 (Goldfinger, Thunderball, GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, Casino Royale, Skyfall)
Director: John Glen (For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, A View to a Kill, The Living Daylights, Licence to Kill)
Flex: Henchperson: Red Grant (Robert Shaw; From Russia With Love)
Die Another Day and Live Again (Mark’s Film)
James Bond: George Lazenby (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)
M: Nick Offerman (Wild card)
Moneypenny: Caroline Bliss (The Living Daylights, Licence to Kill)
Q: Alex McCowen (Never Say Never Again)
Ally: Tiger Tanaka (Tetsuro Tamba; You Only Live Twice)
Felix: Rik van Nutter (Thunderball)
Villain: Elektra King (Sophie Marceau; The World is Not Enough)
Henchperson: Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen; GoldenEye)
Primary Female: Dr. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards; The World is Not Enough)
Secondary Female: Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike; Die Another Day)
Song: The World is Not Enough (Garbage; The World is Not Enough)
Gadget: Rolex Submariner (Live and Let Die)
Vehicle: Wet Nellie (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Director: Martin Campbell (GoldenEye, Casino Royale)
Flex: Primary Female: Camille Montes (Olga Kurylenko; Quantum of Solace)
Solace is Golden (Rob’s Film)
James Bond: Timothy Dalton (The Living Daylights, Licence to Kill)
M: Judi Dench (GoldenEye – Spectre)
Moneypenny: Daisy Ridley (Wild card)
Q: Desmond Llewelyn (From Russia With Love – The World is Not Enough)
Ally: Valentin Dmitrovich Zhukovsky (Robbie Coltrane; GoldenEye, The World is Not Enough)
Felix: Jack Lord (Dr. No)
Villain: Auric Goldfinger (Gert Fröbe; Goldfinger)
Henchperson: Jaws (Richard Kiel; The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker)
Primary Female: Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach; The Spy Who Loved Me)
Secondary Female: Strawberry Fields (Gemma Arterton; Quantum of Solace)
Song: Skyfall (Adele, Skyfall)
Gadget: Robot Dog (A View to a Kill)
Vehicle: Aston Martin V8 Vantage (The Living Daylights)
Director: Sam Mendes (Skyfall, Spectre)
Flex: Villain: Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen; Casino Royale)
From Tomorrow to Forever (Jeanette’s Film)
James Bond: Pierce Brosnan (GoldenEye – Die Another Day)
M: Ralph Fiennes (Skyfall, Spectre)
Moneypenny: Samantha Bond (GoldenEye – Die Another Day)
Q: Ben Whishaw (Skyfall, Spectre)
Ally: Quarrel (John Kitzmiller; Dr. No)
Felix: Bernie Casey (Never Say Never Again)
Villain: Dr Kananga / Mr. Big (Yaphet Kotto; Live and Let Die)
Henchperson: Baron Samedi (Geoffrey Holder; Live and Let Die)
Primary Female: Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry; Die Another Day)
Secondary Female: Lucia Sciarra (Monica Bellucci; Spectre)
Song: GoldenEye (Tina Turner; GoldenEye)
Gadget: Waterball (Diamonds Are Forever)
Vehicle: Hovercraft (Moonraker)
Director: Lee Tamahori (Die Another Day)
Flex: Villian: Gustav Graves / Col. Moon (Will Yun Lee / Toby Stephens; Die Another Day)
The Spy With the Golden Thunderball Only Dies Twice (David’s Team)
James Bond: Roger Moore (Live and Let Die – A View to a Kill)
M: Bernard Lee (Dr. No – Moonraker)
Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell (Dr. No – A View to a Kill)
Q: Maisie Williams (Wild card)
Ally: Sir Frederick Gray (Geoffrey Keen; The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, A View to a Kill, The Living Daylights)
Felix: Cec Linder (Goldfinger)
Villain: Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Donald Pleasence; You Only Live Twice)
Henchperson: Rosa Klebb (Lotte Lenya; From Russia With Love)
Primary Female: Tracy Bond (Diana Rigg; On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)
Secondary Female: Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton; Goldfinger)
Song: You Only Live Twice (Nancy Sinatra; You Only Live Twice)
Gadget: Jetpack (Thunderball)
Vehicle: Lotus Esprit (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Director: Terrence Young (Dr. No, From Russia With Love, Thunderball)
Flex: Gadget: False Fingerprints (Diamonds Are Forever)
Kill Me Twice Tomorrow (Jay’s Film)
James Bond: Daniel Craig (Casino Royale – Spectre)
M: Edward Fox (Never Say Never Again)
Moneypenny: Naomie Harris (Skyfall, Spectre)
Q: DJ Qualls (Wild card)
Ally: Kincade (Albert Finney; Skyfall)
Felix: Jeffrey Wright (Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace)
Villain: Max Zorin (Christopher Walken; A View to a Kill)
Henchperson: Nick Nack (Hervé Villechaize; The Man with the Golden Gun)
Primary Female: Vesper Lind (Eva Green; Casino Royale)
Secondary Female: Naomi (Caroline Munro; The Spy Who Loved Me)
Song: We Have All the Time in the World (Louis Armstrong; On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)
Gadget: Avalanche Ski Jacket (The World is Not Enough)
Vehicle: T-55M5 Tank (GoldenEye)
Director: Guy Hamilton (Goldfinger, Diamonds Are Forever, Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun)
Flex: Villain: Francisco Scaramanga (Christopher Lee; The Man with the Golden Gun)