SYTYCR Round 2.5: Fox Mulder VS. Eyes Wide Open (DIE HARD)

by Nick Jobe · August 13, 2012 · So You Think You Can Review · 6 Comments

What happened? Voting was low even by Round 1 standards. Was it the weekend? Hopefully things will pick up again. Well, congrats to The Honorary Swede who will be moving on to the next round. This battle will see Fox Mulder, who won the first round with his review of Rope, face off against Eyes Wide Open, who won his first round battle with his review of Maid in Manhattan. And what a transition, for today’s review battle is for action classic, Die Hard. (Note: I threw this movie in for the “What the heck do you say about Die Hard? It’s Die Hard!” quality.) So who will win? Read, vote, comment, enjoy! You have until Wednesday. Below is the updated bracket. Click to make it bigger.


Review #1
By Fox Mulder

For much of the 1980s, tough guys named Schwarzenegger and Stallone ruled the action genre. Their muscle-bound heroes were virtually indestructible and mowed down villains with machine-like precision. Popular examples like Rambo: First Blood Part II and Commando featured this character type and set the standard for many that followed. A different approach was needed to energize the tired formula. This new lead would be a regular guy who could hold his own but wasn’t invincible. The draw would be his charisma and personality instead of pure killing skills. The unlikely champion for this mantle was television star Bruce Willis, and his vehicle was Die Hard.

Released in the summer of 1988, this iconic film earned incredible success and spawned a franchise that will release its fifth installment next year. The rampant popularity is actually surprising when you consider the careers of the participants involved. Willis was the star of Moonlighting but had only appeared in a few poorly received movies. Alan Rickman had zero film credits and was known as a theater actor. John McTiernan earned praise for Predator, but that was his only prior directing credit. The story was based on the 1979 novel Nothing Lasts Forever from Roderick Thorp, who was hardly a household name. This didn’t seem like the combination that would deliver a legendary action movie and multiple sequels.

The story revolves around a group of Germans (and a few others) invading the massive Nakatomi building in Los Angeles to steal more than $600 million in bearer bonds. They plot an elaborate terrorist scheme that involves hostages, ludicrous demands, and clever misdirection. The plan seems foolproof, but they don’t count on facing off with a very determined New York City cop. John McClane (Bruce Willis) has traveled to California to visit his estranged wife and kids for Christmas. Through pure luck, he avoids the original strike and engages in a cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys to save the day. The villains are led by the brilliant Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman), who’s planned for every contingency but McClane. Lurking in ventilation shafts and vacant offices, he waits for the right opportunity to strike at the intruders.

While Die Hard functions primarily as a straight-up action yarn, it also works as a heist movie. McTiernan spends a considerable time outlining Gruber’s ingenious plans to commit the robbery. You could essentially flip the story on its head and make his crew the leads while McClane is the enemy who stands in their way. This change shifts the perspective but wouldn’t require a massive overhaul of the script. Their path follows the heist genre formula and presents the reasons why they ultimately fail in the end. Instead of recognizing the threat of a single opponent in the giant structure, they play right into his hands. Rickman’s Gruber is so entertaining that we’re pulling for him to get away with the money. Most of the innocent killings are McClane’s fault, right? While that question might not hold up to scrutiny, it does make for an interesting reading of the movie.

Although Rickman is excellent, the main reason for the success is Willis. He brings a vulnerability to McClane that makes him a lot more than your standard action hero. After dispatching numerous foes and taking a lot of damage, you can sense that he’s barely holding it together. His best moment comes after being forced to run across glass on his bare feet. Pulling the shards from his bloody feet, there’s a believable weariness that makes us root for him. The movie’s key relationship isn’t between McClane and his wife; it’s his new friendship with Sergeant Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson). Their radio conversations create a bond that helps McClane avoid giving up. Both guys reveal sad events from their past and become allies in getting through this crisis. The other reason Willis shines is the way he delivers the witty one-liners. They don’t feel like your typical jokes because he sells them as part of McClane’s personality. It’s his way of dealing with the deadly situation, and it keeps the violent movie from becoming too dark.

There are a few negatives that don’t match the high quality of the rest of the movie. Hart Bochner is painful as Harry Ellis, a one-dimensional caricature of selfishness and ego. It feels like he should be in a completely separate movie. Paul Gleason also has the thankless part of the skeptical deputy police chief who creates obstacles for McClane. While neither of these guys hurts the overall success, they do induce cringes each time they appear. Some of the villains are also one-note hoodlums who are too easily thwarted by McClane. They differ so sharply from Gruber and his top guys that it’s hard to believe they’re in the same crew. While these are minor flaws, the hokier elements do keep this movie from becoming too serious. It still takes place in the ‘80s, so a small amount of cheesiness and stock characters is basically the law. There’s a danger in playing the action too straight and not including some dummies to validate our heroes’ skills. Without the silliness, it risks becoming too direct and falling into duller territory.

Die Hard has become such a powerful title that it can be easy to forget about the positives of the original. It offers high-octane thrills but grounds them by putting an everyman in the middle of the chaos. McTiernan didn’t set out to create a long-term franchise with lucrative, yet disappointing sequels. If he had been more calculating, he might have gone a different route with Gruber’s ultimate fate. The follow-ups do have their strong points, particularly the enjoyable third installment with Jeremy Irons. Even so, there’s little chance they can match the opening entry’s achievements. It spawned an entire genre of imitators where similar plots occurred on a bus, a battleship, and even at a hockey arena. The tremendous success changed the action genre for the better and delivered knockout entertainment at the same time.


Review #2
By Eyes Wide Open

I was never a big fan of action movie franchises. I saw Die Hard back to back with the first Lethal Weapon because I watched Live Free or Die Hard, mainly due to the Kevin Smith reference. I never did go on to watch any of the sequels from either franchise, but of the three films, Die Hard was head and shoulders above the other two in terms of quality. There’s a reason that for years and years after this movie came out, action movies like Speed were referred to “Die Hard on a Bus”. It was the benchmark of a great action film, and over twenty years later, it still holds up as a great flick. It is well crafted twists and turns with just the right amount of comic relief without being too silly. 

 The basic premise is that NYC cop John McClane is flown out to LA to visit his wife and children. He meets up with her at a Christmas party held at the high tech high rise, the Nakatomi building where she works. And while he is off by himself trying to relax after his stressful flight and not entirely successful first talk with his wife, the building gets invaded by a group of criminals posing as terrorists as their cover while their true objective is millions of dollars in bearer bonds in the building’s high security vault. McClane immediately goes into police mode and starts investigating, neglecting to put back on his shoes. This is an important point during the movie. The most important thing is it immediately puts him at a disadvantage, however slight. This adds to his reputation in the movie as an underdog. Not only is it one guy going up against a dozen, but he’s doing it barefoot!

That’s gotta hurt.

McClane initially uses the fact that none of the thieves know he’s there to help with his divide and conquer tactics as he begins to pick off members of the squad one by one, and with each one he gains more and more information about how the group works as he gains their weapon, a large amount of explosives, and one of their CB radios. This is another important detail because this is when he is then able to both contact outside help, as well as to begin to communicate with Hans Gruber himself. One of the best things about this movie is the back and forth taunting between McClane and Gruber, including the famous line yippie ki yay motherfucker which comes out during Gruber’s initial prodding towards McClane’s real identity, and instead he merely references famous movie cowboy Roy Rogers. In fact, he even goes by the name Roy when talking to the first police detective on the scene, played by Reginald VelJohnson who’s probably best known as the father in Family Matters. 

This movie has a great cat and mouse aspect to it between Gruber, McClane, as well as the police force. While McClane has to stay one step ahead of the thieves, Gruber is staying one step ahead of the police, anticipates their tactics and already has a plan in place for them. At one point, even counting on them to cut the power, while the clueless police force outside jokes about how he’s likely squirming and will likely break soon. In fact, that’s really the biggest downside to this movie; the police force outside of Sergeant Al all come of as complete morons, distrustful of McClane, and overconfident about their tactics with Gruber.

Hans Gruber plays a perfect compliment to John McClane

One of the best things about this movie really is how evenly matched Hans Gruber and John McClane are. This is especially true during their one scene together showing how quickly both of them think on their feet. McClane catches Gruber unarmed, and instead of trying to fight his way out, he instead plays it off that he is actually an escaped hostage and tries to gain McClane’s trust, and that scene is milked for all the suspense it’s worth, in a good way. Not only that, but by the end of the movie, John McClane isn’t completely unscathed as would be the case for many action heroes of this time, but instead he is a complete wreck, and near the point of exhaustion. He’s not riding his high horse out of the building with his head held high, he’s limping out with help. It has set the standard for a good action movie, and it still rests near the top of the list. It’s spawned three, soon to be four sequels and countless imitators. If you haven’t seen it yet, do yourself a favor and check it out. 

 -Eyes Wide Open


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6 Responses to SYTYCR Round 2.5: Fox Mulder VS. Eyes Wide Open (DIE HARD)

  1. martinteller says:

    It’s tough to write extensively about a movie that everyone knows, that’s so deeply embedded in pop culture. Congrats to both for taking it on. I voted for Fox because his felt a little bit more professional.

    Really disappointed with the weekend turnout for Round 2.4. 20 votes is sad, sad, sad. C’mon, LAMBs!

    • Nick says:

      You and me both (re: voting). This battle, though, is having a bit of a slow start, too–at least in comparison to the start of Round 2.

  2. Bubbawheat says:

    I’d suggest trying to avoid a full weekend post in the future, try to tweak the schedule so it’s Fri/Sat & Sun/Mon. Fox Mulder shows off his action movie knowledge, but I liked Eyes Wide Shut’s review, especially considering it’s a genre he’s not a big fan of, and that’s who got my vote.

    • Nick says:

      That’s kind of impossible to schedule since it goes on for multiple weeks and just the turnaround will eventually put it on a Sat/Sun. Though I think after this round, that shouldn’t be a problem anymore.

    • Bubbawheat says:

      You could always just extend it or delay it by a day, but I agree it’s tougher for this one, especially because of how big it got and how long it’s been going for now.

  3. I went with Fox. As Nick said in the intro, it’s tough to approach something this familiar and add something new. I thought Fox’s intro putting it into its context at the time of release was strong.

    The only quibble I had with both was citing Paul Gleason as a weakness. The police couldn’t be too competent or McClane may quickly get help so he becomes comic relief. Best line of the film may be “We’re gonna need some more FBI guys I guess.” as the previous agents are plummeting to their death.

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