I’m not entirely sure, but I think the remake of The Magnificent Seven might have been better if at least one of the eponymous protectors was an animated talking stork. I think the very least that should happen is someone should make this movie, just so we can find out. For the time being, here’s what the LAMB community had to say about both of these movies:

The Magnificent Seven
LAMB Average: 3.19 (18 sites)
Fade to Zach (4)
The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl (4)
Talkie Gazette (4)
Assholes Watching Movies (3.5)
BuzzHub (3.5)
Citizen Charlie (3.5)
Keith Loves Movies (3.5)
The MN Movie Man (3.5)
The Movie Guru’s Blog (3.5)
The Movie Waffler (3.5)
Sobriety Test Movie Reviews (3.5)
Dan the Man’s Movie Reviews (3)
The Lambcast (3)
Life Vs Film (3)
The Last Thing I See (2.5)
Silver Screen Riot (2.5)
Paul’s Trip to the Movies (2)
Rantings and Ravings (1.5)

Storks
LAMB Average: 3.00 (6 sites)
The Movie Waffler (3.5)
Citizen Charlie (3)
Fade to Zach (3)
Keith Loves Movies (3)
Music Movies Thoughts (3)
Mahan’s Media (2.5)

Next Week: Deepwater Horizon, Masterminds, Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children
If you want to get involved, here’s how LAMBScores work: Over in the LAMB Forums there’s a sub-board  called LAMBScores. If you’ve written a review or recorded a podcast on a new release, find (or create) the thread there, and leave a link to your review, along with your site name and a score out of 5. Three weeks after the film has received a wide release the reviews will be collated and posted here, as long as there are at least five.

Tags: Storks, The Magnificent Seven