Archive for the ‘Chops and Scores’ Category

  • Lambscores: Family Christmas on the Train to Ebbing, MI

    by Jay Cluitt · Dec 8, 2017 at 12:46 CST · Featured, LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    Lambscores: Family Christmas on the Train to Ebbing, MI

    This week was almost a write-off. Last week, I announced that the next Lambscores would look at Murder on the Orient Express, Daddy’s Home 2 and A Bad Mom’s Christmas, the latter of which I’d missed covering a couple of weeks earlier. I compiled the scores and links, but it was a thoroughly underwhelming and unimpressive list of movies. Then, however, I checked to see what next week’s films...

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  • Lambscores: He Will, He Will, Ragnarok You

    by Jay Cluitt · Dec 1, 2017 at 9:33 CST · Featured, LAMBscores · 2 Comments
    Lambscores: He Will, He Will, Ragnarok You

    Just one film for you this week but that’s OK because it’s a big one, and a great one at that. Clearly everyone isn’t sick of the Marvel onslaught yet (myself included) as everyone seems to have mostly positive remarks on Thor: Ragnarok:


    Thor: Ragnarok
    LAMB Average: 3.97 (18 sites)
    The Michigan Movie Guy (5)
    Surrender to the Void (5)

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  • Lambscores: Jigsaw, Suburbicon

    by Jay Cluitt · Nov 24, 2017 at 22:38 CST · Featured, LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    Lambscores: Jigsaw, Suburbicon

    We’ve got a battle for mediocrity this month as two of the most middling reviewed films of the year went up against each other. Here’s what the LAMB Community had to say about Suburbicon and Jigsaw:


    Jigsaw
    LAMB Average: 2.40 (6 sites)
    Mahan’s Media (3.5)
    CineMarvellous! (2.5)
    Keith Loves Movies (2.5)
    Wherever I Look (2)
    The...

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  • Lambscores: Geostorm, Only The Brave, The Snowman, The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    by Jay Cluitt · Nov 18, 2017 at 1:01 CST · Featured, LAMBscores · 2 Comments
    Lambscores: Geostorm, Only The Brave, The Snowman, The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    A lack of major releases means the few smaller films just about scraped through on their review counts, though one of them is one of the worst reviewed films of the year. Here’s what the LAMB community had to say about Geostorm, Only The Brave, The Snowman, The Killing of a Sacred Deer:


    The Killing Of A Sacred Deer
    LAMB Average: 4.00 (6 sites)
    Silver Screen Riot...

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  • Lambscores: Happy Foreigner Day

    by Jay Cluitt · Nov 10, 2017 at 17:46 CST · Featured, LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    Lambscores: Happy Foreigner Day

    No big releases this week, but still a couple of interesting titles. Here’s what the LAMB community had to say about The Foreigner and Happy Death Day:


    The Foreigner
    LAMB Average: 3.50 (7 sites)
    Kirkham A Movie A Day (4)
    The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl (4)
    Wherever I Look (4)
    Keith Loves Movies (3.5)
    The Critical Movie Critics...

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  • Lambscores: Blade Runner 2049, The Mountain Between Us, Victoria and Abdul

    by Jay Cluitt · Nov 4, 2017 at 11:13 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    Lambscores: Blade Runner 2049, The Mountain Between Us, Victoria and Abdul

    For some reason in last week’s round-up I proclaimed that next week, which of course is now this week, we’d be looking at the reviews of, amongst others, the My Little Pony Movie. Sure it was released along with the other three of this week’s new movies, but why I thought we’d get any reviews for it, let alone enough to do a Lambscores post, I’ve no idea. Regardless we’ll carry on Pony-less and dig into...

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  • Lambscores: The Return of Lambscores!

    by Jay Cluitt · Oct 27, 2017 at 14:36 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: The Return of Lambscores!

    Lamscores are back! I’ve been away for a month, but now I’ve returned and brought a bumper crop of Lambscores with me, so strap yourself in for the general LAMB consensus on a romcom, two horror remakes, a title that dislikes upper case letters, a spy sequel, another Facebook movie, a block-based martial arts animation, two films with “American” in the title, and something about tennis:

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  • Lambscores: Landline, Okja, Detroit, Death Note

    by Jay Cluitt · Sep 22, 2017 at 18:49 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · 1 Comment
    Lambscores: Landline, Okja, Detroit, Death Note

    We’ve reached the point in the year when pretty much no new movies got released, or at least none that warranted enough reviews to be written, so I’ve delved back through the year to find some of the smaller releases that have clocked up more numbers since their initial release. As such, today we’ll be seeing what the LAMB community has to say about Detroit, Okja, Death Note and Landline. Oh, by the way, this will be the...

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  • Lambscores: Wind River, Logan Lucky, The Hitman’s Bodyguard

    by Jay Cluitt · Sep 17, 2017 at 0:29 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Wind River, Logan Lucky, The Hitman’s Bodyguard

    It’s rare that one week of cinema brings with it three films I’d actually like to see – or at least, I wanted to see before the initial reviews came out. At the time of writing I’ve only seen one of this week’s crop (Logan Lucky, I recommend it) but Wind River sounds good and I thought The Hitman’s Bodyguard looked pretty entertaining before I heard opinions to the contrary....

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  • Lambscores: A Good Time with Annabelle and Ingrid

    by Jay Cluitt · Sep 8, 2017 at 19:16 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: A Good Time with Annabelle and Ingrid

    Well what do we have here? Could it be? A week with three well-reviewed films? Surely not! And one of them has even made it into the top 10? Who’d’ve thought? Well indeed it is so, as this week sees the collated reviews for Good Time, Ingrid Goes West and Annabelle: Creation for your perusing pleasure. Of course, it helps that not many reviews were submitted for The Glass Castle, and apparently no-one even saw The Nut Job 2: Nutty...

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  • Lambscores: Kidnap The Big Dark Sick Tower

    by Jay Cluitt · Sep 2, 2017 at 0:28 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · No Comments
    Lambscores: Kidnap The Big Dark Sick Tower

    Summer is, alas, drawing to a close, and sadly that means we’re starting to close out the films deemed unworthy of the tentpole release dates, and have been relegated to the dreaded August time slots. It’s not all doom and gloom though, with the lack of quality blockbusters some smaller gems poke through, which is exactly what happened with this week’s crop. Here’s what the LAMB community had to say about The Dark...

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  • Lambscores: Atomic Blonde

    by Jay Cluitt · Aug 25, 2017 at 16:51 CDT · Featured, LAMBscores · 2 Comments
    Lambscores: Atomic Blonde

    Given that David Leitch has so far directed or co-directed two established-star-goes-on-highly-stylised-killing-spree movies, I think we can imagine a fairly accurate template to predict what Deadpool 2 is going to be like, and that’s fine by me. This week’s Lambscores are just for one of Leitch’s movies, Atomic Blonde, here’s what the LAMB community had to say about it:


    Atomic...

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