That’s right… it’s been a while, because I’ve–you know–been busy and stuff. But with my student teaching dwindling down to its last few days, I’ll have infinitely more time to devote to both the LAMB and my own blog (Shameless Plug: Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob).
But what I’m doing here now is a matter of grave importance and most awesomeness. It’s time for me to host yet...
Warning: The following results, for whatever reason (purposeful or coincidental), have come off with some major innuendo.
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In what is a record finishing time for a LAMB Versus Event (though… that’s not really tough, since there’s only been one other one, and it had lasted forever), The LAMB Action Hero has come to a close.
This final round, while it didn’t have...
(Welcome to the Final Round and Match of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to vote. Now let’s...
Round two has now ended! The votes have been tallied! The winners are now… um… winning. Anyway, to the results!
Lara Croft Vs. John McClane.
It was a tough fight to the end, but the bosom beat the badass 13 to 12. (If that really needs any clarification… Lara won).
Tony Stark Vs. Nicholas Angel.
In what was one of the most epic battles ever fought… more epic than 300 or any of the major...
(Welcome to the second and final match of the second round of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to vote. Now...
(It’s finally back! Welcome to the first match of the second round of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to...
Well, round one has ended in good timing! I can give the results now, and the winners can begin on their next articles over the weekend (as long as they aren’t distracted by some movie that came out this weekend… I can’t remember what it is at the moment, though… hmm…). Anyway, the results! It was an incredible first round with tons of voting and a few close calls!
Bruce Wayne/Batman Vs. Lara...
(Welcome to the fourth match of the first round of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to vote. Now let’s...
(Welcome to the third match of the first round of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to vote. Now let’s...
(Welcome to the second match of the first round of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to vote. If you...
(Welcome to the first match of the first round of The LAMB Action Hero! Here you will read two different essays, both describing why one action hero would be a good roommate while their opponent’s would be a bad roommate. At the bottom of the post will be a place to vote. Please vote as unbiased as possible, basing it on the essays. Vote for whoever you think would be the better roommate. You have three days to vote. Now let’s...
A couple reminders for you…
If you haven’t yet, place your votes for your Top 10 Comedies, part of our soon-to-be ongoing series of LAMB Top 10 movies by genre, not so subtly titled “Our Acronym Is Better Than Theirs,” referring of course to the AFI and their riot-inciting lists. (Or just vote here; it ends July 8.)
There’s a poll to your left that gives you a chance to tell me how to make the LAMB...