Because I’m bored right now, and because I don’t feel like doing it in the morning after I wake up… and because it’s after midnight, so I’m still technically keeping to my word about posting this Sunday… I’ve decided just to go ahead and post the Sirens of the LAMBs Round 1 Results and the Round 2 Match-Ups.
Asami Yamazaki Vs. Catwoman.
In two incredibly demented (and awesome) narratives, Asami (Audition) and Catwoman (Batman Returns) faced off. Asami ended up winning out against Catwoman with 13 votes over 9.
Baby Firefly Vs. Princess Nausicaa.
Due to the author for the Princess Nausicaa (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind) narrative dropping out, Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses) automatically went through to the second round.
Cherry Darling Vs. Aeon Flux.
Due to the author of the Aeon Flux (Aeon Flux) narrative dropping out, Cherry Darling (Grindhouse Presents Planet Terror) automatically went through to the second round.
Hayley Vs. O-Ren Ishii.
In what had to be one of the most hilarious narratives of the first round, O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill) beat out Hayley Stark (Hard Candy) 10 to 3.
Zoe Vs. Suzanne Maretto.
This happened to be the least voted-for match (ignoring the ones that didn’t involve voting), but it was still dead close! Suzanne Maretto (To Die For) beat out Zoe Washburne (Serenity) 6 to 5.
Kyra Vs. Nikita.
Due to the author for the Nikita (La Femme Nikita) narrative dropping out, Kyra (Chronicles of Riddick) automatically went through to the second round.
Sil Vs. Bonnie Parker.
This had to be one of the most mind-boggling set of narratives. The fairness of the fight was actually questioned at one point, but the voting showed that people believed Bonnie could stand a fighting chance. It was an incredibly unexpected and unbelievably close match, but Sil (Species) still beat out Bonnie Parker (Bonnie & Clyde) 11 to 9.
River Tam Vs. The Bride.
This was one of the most action-packed set of narratives, and it also got the most votes out of any set (54!). It was crazy awesome to see, and it was insanely close the whole way through. However, The Bride (Kill Bill) ended up killing River Tam (Serenity) 28 to 26!
So there y’all go! That’s how Round 1 went. Round 2 will be underway soon, as each contestant in Round 2 has already been notified (and I’ve actually already got one article!). So here’s to an exciting second round of Sirens of the LAMBs!
Also, here is the new Versus Bracket to start off Round 2 (Click to Enlarge):
Thank you to everybody who has been patient with me and this event. Also, thank you to everybody who participated in round one and/or are participating in round two! You’ve done and/or are doing an excellent job! Thanks again and keep up the good work!