That’s right… it’s been a while, because I’ve–you know–been busy and stuff. But with my student teaching dwindling down to its last few days, I’ll have infinitely more time to devote to both the LAMB and my own blog (Shameless Plug: Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob).
But what I’m doing here now is a matter of grave importance and most awesomeness. It’s time for me to host yet...
After all the wait, all the pain, all the struggle, all the torturing, all the death, and all the mayhem (and that’s not even including what happened inside the narratives!), Sirens of the LAMBs has FINALLY come to a close!
There were a lot of votes for the final round. 41, to be exact. And the winner, honestly, was a sure-fire winner from before the event even began due to sheer popularity. That’s right. You guessed it....
(After 12 years, 7 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 13 hours, 37 minutes, and 10.6 seconds, the final round of Sirens of the LAMBs is finally upon us. So you know the rules by now. Read the narratives, vote on who would win based on them. Voting will end probably on Monday, when the winner will be announced. Enjoy!)
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By Fletch from Blog Cabins.
Cherry’s...
Because I didn’t feel like waiting until tonight to post this up (and to give more time to the winners to write their articles), I will now post the results for round 3. Nothing really went unexpected this round. The final round will be down to the popular vote and the underdog. So here are the results:
Asami Yamazaki Vs. Cherry Darling.
Fletch’s Cherry Darling (Planet Terror) has made it through yet again, finally...
(I really just felt like posting these now to get them up sooner, as this is the only other fight in the round. If you haven’t voted for the previous match yet, do so! The voting for this round will end Thursday night. The final round will, hopefully, begin soon after. Enjoy.)
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By Nick from Random Ramblings of a Demented Doorknob.
After winning Survivor...
(I know what you’re thinking. “Sirens of the LAMBs? What’s that? Oh wait, wasn’t that the event up like… a couple months ago?” I realize that this event has been going on for ages now and should have ended a long time ago. However, there are only 2 sets of fights in this round, which leads up to the very final round right after. So without further ado… here’s the first set of fights for this...
UPDATE: One of the winners below has been changed.
It was a round of unexpected winners. This truly must have been based more on the narratives than who might actually win if they were put together, as I (personally) don’t believe any that won this round could have actually beat their opponent head-to-head. But that’s a good thing! It shows that the rules are being followed, and that people are supposedly following the...
(Welcome to the final fight of round 2 of Sirens of the LAMBs! Read through the narratives and vote on the winner! And remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias! The voting for this round will end Saturday afternoon and the results will be posted on Sunday.)
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By Matt from The Spoon.
Kyra wanted badly to kill Suzanne Stone because Kyra had spent many years...
(Welcome to the third fight of round 2 of Sirens of the LAMBs! There’s only one fight left! Read through the narratives and vote on the winner! And remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias!)
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By Fletch from Blog Cabins.
Seeing an opportunity to do something more unique, I decided to forgo the traditional narrative. Quentin Tarantino and Robert...
(Welcome to the second fight of round 2 of Sirens of the LAMBs! Read through the narratives and vote on the winner! And remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias!)
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Previously on Sirens of the LAMBs with Sil, we saw our nubile young “humalien” looking for a good man but coming up empty, turn to her friend Max Walker for some...
(Welcome to the first fight of round 2 of Sirens of the LAMBs! Read through the narratives and vote on the winner! And remember to base it on the narratives and not just a bias!)
Warning: This pair of narratives is about as disturbing as you’d think they would rightfully be (or more so). If you have a weak stomach and picture-clear imagination, you might tread with caution.
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By Nathan from Faux...
Because I’m bored right now, and because I don’t feel like doing it in the morning after I wake up… and because it’s after midnight, so I’m still technically keeping to my word about posting this Sunday… I’ve decided just to go ahead and post the Sirens of the LAMBs Round 1 Results and the Round 2 Match-Ups.
Asami Yamazaki Vs. Catwoman.
In two incredibly demented (and awesome)...
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