Sirens of the LAMBs: Round 2 Results.

by Nick Jobe · April 13, 2008 · Uncategorized · 14 Comments

UPDATE: One of the winners below has been changed.

It was a round of unexpected winners. This truly must have been based more on the narratives than who might actually win if they were put together, as I (personally) don’t believe any that won this round could have actually beat their opponent head-to-head. But that’s a good thing! It shows that the rules are being followed, and that people are supposedly following the better narrative instead! So congratulations to those who won and have moved on to Round 3! We’re getting closer to the end now, so things will be moving much more quickly. And now, for the results!

Asami Yamazaki Vs. Baby Firefly.

It was a highly disturbing matchup, and the second most voted on of the round. Asami Yamazaki (Audition) beat out Baby Firefly (House of 1000 Corpses) 9 to 6.

Cherry Darling Vs. O-Ren Ishii.

It was one of the funnier match-ups, and apparently people liked the Tarantino/Rodriguez battle. Cherry Darling (Planet Terror) beat out O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill) 8 to 6.

UPDATE: Suzanne Maretto Vs. Kyra.

Like Sil Vs. Bonnie Parker in the first round, voting for this match was mind-boggling to me. It was the least voted-for round, and both Suzanne (To Die For) and Kyra (Chronicles of Riddick) tied at 3 to 3. However, due to Suzanne having previously been in the lead (as well as a coin toss), Suzanne WAS the winner of the match.

However, due to the writer for Suzanne Maretto having to drop out due to a busy schedule, Kyra will take the win and go through to the next round (I swear, Kyra’s cursed for the opponent. She keeps winning by default).

Sil Vs. The Bride.

This was the most-voted for match of the round, and it seems the somewhat unstoppable alien woman has finally been stopped. The Bride (Kill Bill) beat out Sil (Species) 12 to 8.

So there y’all go! That’s how Round 2 went. Round 3 will be underway soon. So here’s to an exciting third round of Sirens of the LAMBs! Also, here is the new Versus Bracket to start off Round 3 (Click to Enlarge):

Thank you to everybody who has been patient with me and this event. Also, thank you to everybody who participated in round two and/or are participating in round three! You’ve done and/or are doing an excellent job! Thanks again and keep up the good work!

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14 Responses to Sirens of the LAMBs: Round 2 Results.

  1. Damn, this is getting intense.

  2. Piper says:

    I’m currently in talks with some investigators to check out voter fraud. No way I can bring in Richard Dawson and Family Feud and lose. No Way!

  3. Nick says:

    Piper: Haha, seriously. I was just as shocked as you were. I never expected Bonnie Parker to get so close to winning in round 1, and I didn’t expect Suzanne Maretto to get this close in this round. I was hoping for O-Ren to win the whole thing, especially since your narratives are by far the most entertaining (no offense to the others). Though if a President can lose the popular vote and still win the election, anything can happen. You might send those investigators over to Florida. Something smells, and I don’t think it’s the oranges!

    There’s some crazy voting going on!

  4. Hey, what’s with all the bashing of Bonnie Parker? She represents the best film made out of all the contenders in this tournament.

  5. Nick says:

    lol, no offense meant, mikey. Nothing is wrong with Bonnie Parker or her movie. But when put up against all the other femme fatales of this event, she didn’t stand a chance (except maybe against Suzanne Maretto).

  6. I know, I’m just giving you a hard time. I also think she had a chance against Hayley from Hard Candy. Bonnie is still a bad ass in my eyes and that’s why I love her.

  7. Jason Soto says:

    What I don’t get is why so many people are surprised The Bride is winning every time. I mean come on! She took on over 100 ninja’s in black suits! Taking on an alien chick and some other chick I never heard of should be no sweat. Totally looking forward to this next fight against…some other chick I never heard of.

  8. Nick says:

    Jason: You have a website devoted to B Movies and you’ve never seen Pitch Black or Chronicles of Riddick with Vin Diesel? If you’ve at least seen Pitch Black, Kyra is just an older, more badass version of Jack (the girl imitating Riddick). Don’t take her too lightly. She could give The Bride a run for her money.

  9. Fletch says:

    Geez, Nick, don’t sound too surprised that “people liked the QT/RR battle.” 😉

    But seriously, I really enjoyed Piper’s article as well. It’s a shame we couldn’t both advance there.

  10. Nick says:

    Fletch: no, lol! I wasn’t surprised. I thought it was awesome, too. I guess I wrote that wrong (I do that often). I thought you actually got QT’s tone and speech down perfect… it could have been a real interview.

  11. Jason Soto says:

    Nick-Here’s the thing. I absolutly cannot stand Vin Diesel. Like on the same level Fletch can’t stand Nic Cage. So any of his movies I tend to avoid. I was forced to sit through XXX or XxX or xXx or whatever and I found out that I saw a movie he did back in the day called Boiler Room. But I suppose I could do some minor research like I did with the Firefly chick.

  12. Fletch says:

    Hahahaha – I love that you used my dislike of Cage as an analogy.

    It will pain you to hear then that I kinda like Diesel. Granted, he’s hasn’t been in many decent movies lately, but he was good in Boiler Room and Private Ryan and a few other things. Potential untapped.

  13. Nick says:

    Yeah, Diesel isn’t the greatest actor on the planet, but Riddick is, by far, one of the coolest sci-fi antihero badasses. So that’s why I love it. It’s, I think, one of his best characters.

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